Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
just another dream post. feel free to skip. so last night i dreamt about the things that happened to me yesterday. mainly i learned about cars and i saw a cat video. maybe also mixed in with the blind contact girl cause i slept in my contacts…. but the cat with blind and wanted me and i think my mum was okay with it. and the stick thing to hold the hood up was in the wrong place. also there were movers. ALSO there was a SHIT TON OF FOOD. OMG. i JUST REMEMBERED!!! we were in this school. but it was hella new. and like chill and there was a teacher that just liked food so he brought it all in and me and a few other people were putting it on shelves. and then we finished but i wanted to stay and organize it cause like it was all over the place and it was just very nice. but before that drive was cray cause there were stupid students all over the road and we basically almost ran over 5 of them but then we realized the street was a dead end and that’s why it was infested with kids.
i had a dream last night that i had won some contest. like there was this perfume and you had to guess what the smell was and i guessed lilies. and i really thought it was it but it wasn’t. and i kept coming back to guess and then i guessed jicama and that was it and i won $10,000 but like 2000 went to this asian dude i was with before cause he sprayed it at me to guess. but like i knew about the contest before that but i still ended up with like 7800 so watevs. and then i went into a store where they had like weird ass candy… but like quite too literally ass. and then i went to a room where the main person made me her right hand gal and we had to do that type of survey where you answer a question based on who’s sitting where. and they were oitnb people cause i rememeber a question on cooking and i was like where’s red.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS