Here’s an idea for a good impression. Don’t make the faculty wait for the students…

why is the ac on at midnight?!! why is the ac on when it’s 66 degrees outside. omfg! i am not going to pay this electric bill this is bullshit.

I think I reveal a lot more when I’m tired than when I drink.



why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 24 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life


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Anonymous said: I am really curious about product placement in television and movies and was wondering about TFIOS appearing in Orange is the new Black.


Yes, I paid OITNB to call me a sick fuck.

No, I didn’t. The show’s creator is a fan of the book and a friend of mine and I’ve met a bunch of people in the cast, which I assume is why they did it, but yeah I was delighted. It was not, however, a paid product placement.

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers


INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

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a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

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it’s been like six years and I still don’t think i’ve seen an internet video that pays off better than this

truly the epitome of everything

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so i might have to retire my shirt soon. it was a tee from high school and like. it didn’t get all icky after being washed too many times i just got softer and nicer. but now there are holes in it and ugggghhh. i jusst wanted it forever was that too much to ask?


did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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so i just realized how shitty it would be if you had your windows open… but i mean. a closed submerged car isn’t great either… but like. it’s better than a submerged open car….. ugggh. there’s probably gonna be remnants of this tomorrow. i’ll go early to check it out.

/just checked facebook. apparently i napped my way through God’s second flood. lol thank goodness i didn’t decide to stay on campus today.

so our class is doing this presentation for like idk some legit people about why we need a public affairs major. and like it’s on thursday and we’ve been working on it and we were supposed to have had finished the slideshow by today and supposedly spent time in class to run through it and go over presenting. but we haven’t. and it’s a student led thing so at the end of class the professor was all ‘you all seem to think it’s going to fall together’ and i was like ‘yeah cause we’re college students. this is what every assignment is like a few days before it’s due’ and another girl was like ‘you’re getting a look behind the scenes’

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