i had toast.
because there is no possible way a piece of toast can upset my stomach. i will then have a banana.
kanyewesticle: My little brother gets it
(Source: textsfromsuperheroes)
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ
(Source: mygeekself)
ughhhh
yeah so it feels like there’s a fist in my stomach. and it’s just taking everything in there and squeezing it so it feels like my stomach is imploding but at the same time there’s like this pressure and i don’t like this…
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(Source: louistomlinslon)
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED
everything makes sense now
Okay, well I’m actually European so I already understood all that, but this post was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal
GOD DAMMIT COLE
